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Tag Archives: Judaism
Awesome Jewish Gifts
Check out what popped up on my Facebook feed. The first thing I noticed was “Jewish action figures.” They had me right there. I mean, action figures? What kind of action? Kvetching*? *Yiddish for whining. In other words, my blog … Continue reading
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Tagged Culture, Facebook, Family, Irreverent, Judaism, Politics, Social Media
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What The World Needs Now: Another Semi-Amusing Blog
People frequently ask me why I blog. [Not a single person has ever asked me that but it’s important to the set-up here, so go with it, OK?] There are many reasons, but the most compelling is that I blog … Continue reading
A Thanksgivukkah To Remember
This was a landmark year for my family, so earth-shattering that I felt compelled to make awkward sentences that rhyme! ‘Twas the month before “The Holidays” and both brother and sister Looked at the calendar and said wait a minute, … Continue reading
Feelin’ Hot Hot Hot…And Not Not Not
I tend to run hot. By that I don’t mean I look sexy completing a marathon, although I guess that could happen in a parallel universe. In a galaxy far, far, far, far away. What I mean is that when … Continue reading
I Love Andy Cohen, But He Doesn’t Love Me Back
In case any of you out there are thinking about writing a book, I can now tell you that even if you are an amazing writer with a sparkling wit, it’s a rough road. Now imagine how much harder it … Continue reading
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Tagged Career, Celebrity, Culture, Humor, Judaism, Television, Writing
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5774: The Year Of The Gefilte Fish
Pardon me if this looks familiar, but realistically how many Rosh Hashanah posts can I be expected to concoct? It’s enough a’ready. Happy new year! The Jewish New Year, Rosh Hashanah, begins at sunset tonight. Jews around the world will welcome year 5774 … Continue reading
The Cole Slaw Chronicles
Did you really think I wasn’t going to pick on my mom a little more? I feel like you don’t know me at all, and she would be disappointed with me if I didn’t report back on a few things. … Continue reading
Relax, It’s Passover
Happy Passover! This is the time of year when I watch The Ten Commandments for the 87th time and still worry that the sea will close in on the escaping Jews. And I really wish that Pharoah’s horses didn’t have to … Continue reading
A Fish By Any Other Name
Everyone who knows me knows that I am an extremely picky eater. I hate onions. I don’t eat stuff that has bits of things because who knows what’s in there. I don’t like any kind of Asian food whatsoever. All … Continue reading
Happy Birthday Sean!
My nephew Sean turns 20 today. He is the youngest of the children and has suffered some abuse at the hands of his older siblings. No one understands that better than I do with two older brothers and no younger … Continue reading