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Tag Archives: Humor
Not Appearing On The Small Screen: The Jetsons
I went to Olive Garden recently. I know, I know, I probably shouldn’t admit that but I did. I had an insurmountable breadstick craving. Don’t judge; people in glass chain restaurants shouldn’t throw stones. Being an astute observer, I noticed … Continue reading
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Tagged Business, Childhood, Culture, Diet, Humor, Technology, Television
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How Much Wood Could A Wood Chipper Chip If A Wood Chipper Could Chip Wood?
I woke up yesterday to a text from a dear friend, who lives in another city. I have known her my entire adult life, so, I felt certain I knew a lot about her. But she sent me a text … Continue reading
What The World Needs Now: Another Adorable Cat Story
I feel like I’ve been overdoing the cat blogs lately, but then again with four cats I’m overdoing the whole cat thing, so I guess it follows suit. We’ve not had a TV in our room for a couple of … Continue reading
Keep It Simple Stupid!
For many years I had a basic old school alarm clock. It displayed the time in big red numbers. There was a set time button, a set alarm button and a snooze button. There was an hours button and a … Continue reading
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Tagged Family, Humor, Marriage, Middle Age, Stupidity, Technology
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A Moment Of Introspection
So my brother CJ is at some kind of rah rah leadership conference or whatever (let’s not dwell, since this blog is about me, not him) and asked me to help him with a perception exercise. After giving him my … Continue reading
Cruise Stories: Part 2 Of Possibly A Lot More
I’m not sure how many blog posts I’m going to milk out of the cruise, but there is much to be told. Cruising reminded me a lot of summer camp. There are Activities Staff all over the place and a … Continue reading
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Tagged Animals, Culture, Friendship, Humor, Imagination, Irreverent, Travel
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Just Sit Right Back And You’ll Hear A Tale…
I would climb any mountain, ford any stream, spare no expense, and employ just about any tired cliché to bring you a Quality Blog Experience. That is why I have sacrificed so much in order to travel to the Bahamas and … Continue reading
Hospitals 201: WTF, Continued
In the continuing saga of last year’s hospital stay… Patient settles into a routine of blood draws at 4:00am, followed by EKGs at 9:30am, The Price is Right at 10:30am, and gurney rides to imaging soon after lunch. Late afternoon is … Continue reading
Hospitals 101: Explain Again Why I’m Here?
Back to me, me me and my boring health crap. See if you can follow this… The condition I have can either be primary or secondary. Mine is primary, and causes heart failure. But you could also have heart failure … Continue reading
That’s All Folks! For Now…
Well folks, it’s been almost two years that I have been faithfully blogging about nonsense. It’s fun and I enjoy it, and I especially enjoy all the other bloggers I’ve connected with out there in the blogosphere. You may have … Continue reading