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Tag Archives: Childhood
WTF Wednesday: Why Did Kate Hijack My Life?
Look, I understand about coincidences. Common interests. I’ve even accused someone of stealing my life before. But that was the life I was going to live, if all had gone well. Not the one I’m actually living. But Kate over … Continue reading
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Tagged Animals, Blogging, Cancer, Career, Childhood, Culture, Friendship, Social Media
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Let’s Not Call It A Bucket List
You should check out my fellow blogger over at Retirementally Challenged, who recently blogged a sort of bucket/life inventory list along with her answers. I don’t like the whole bucket list thing because I don’t like the bucket. I mean, … Continue reading
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Tagged Animals, Blogging, Childhood, Culture, Marriage, Middle Age, Self, Travel
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WTF Wednesday: Who Says A Girl Can’t Be President?
I was nine years old when Nixon resigned. I remember my parents plopping me down in front of the TV and telling me I was seeing history. Which I really didn’t understand; I was a kid and just wanted to … Continue reading
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Tagged 2016 Election, Business, Celebrity, Childhood, Culture, Politics, Television
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Not Appearing On The Small Screen: The Jetsons
I went to Olive Garden recently. I know, I know, I probably shouldn’t admit that but I did. I had an insurmountable breadstick craving. Don’t judge; people in glass chain restaurants shouldn’t throw stones. Being an astute observer, I noticed … Continue reading
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Tagged Business, Childhood, Culture, Diet, Humor, Technology, Television
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WTF Wednesday: Why Would Nabisco Ruin Oreos?
If there is one thing that can bring us all together this volatile election season, it is quite simply, Oreos. Classic, delicious Oreos. No, they’re not good for us, and no, we probably shouldn’t eat them too often. But I … Continue reading
Movie Of The Week: A Very Mellow Cat
Believe it or not, I had never seen the movie Beaches before, so I watched it last night. It was made in 1988, the same year I got married. So I’ve been busy! But I finally got around to it. … Continue reading
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Tagged Animals, Celebrity, Childhood, Culture, Drama, Friendship, Health
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WTF Wednesday: Why Is Everyone Worried About What’s Under Someone Else’s Dress?
This transgender bathroom situation is a wholly manufactured problem. There is an implicit social contract when we use the restroom; we assume we’re all there for the same purpose, and no need to ask for birth certificates. It never crossed … Continue reading
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Tagged Childhood, Culture, Drama, Irreverent, Politics, Stupidity
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WTF Wednesday: Don’t Kids Walk Anymore?
I have decided to establish what will likely be a completely inconsistent series, WTF Wednesdays. Today’s question: why must all kids be driven to school and picked up every day? I live next to a junior high school. In one … Continue reading
Over All, It’s Just A Bad Idea
I caught a segment on Spring Fashion on the Today show. I am horrified but must repeat their report that overalls are “back” in style. I don’t set these trends folks, I just report them. First of all, in my … Continue reading
I’m So Glad We Had This Time Together…
In my family, we laugh a lot, and cry when we need to. We’ve been doing a lot of both over the last several days, because my stepfather Eddie passed away last Friday. Eddie came into our lives over 40 … Continue reading