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Tag Archives: Humor
Shamelessly Blogging Around
You know you’re always first in my heart…but yes, I’ve been blogging on another site. Didn’t we agree to an open relationship? I’ve done a little guest blog for CaringBridge. This is part 2 of a 3 part series. Worry … Continue reading
Matchmaker Matchmaker Make Me A Match
I met my husband almost 30 years ago, well before the advent of online dating. We dated offline, although we didn’t know what that meant at the time. But nowadays it seems there are so many options for finding the … Continue reading
That Rock Is How I Roll: Just Ask My Mom
A while back I read a story about the inductees into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. That was the first time I realized that the band Yes has never been inducted. Some have ascribed their absence to the … Continue reading
Me And Bee And A Dress I See
I went shopping. Live and in person. I didn’t mean to, it’s just that I was meeting my friend for lunch and we happened to be meeting at a restaurant in a mall and…it just happened OK? Maybe if Talbot’s … Continue reading
Hot And Bothered Deep In The Heart Of Texas
Vanessa Foster, fellow blogger and author of the extraordinary book More Than Everything, asked me recently what I’ve got against Texas. For the record, it’s not that I have something specifically against Texas, it’s just not my kind of place. … Continue reading
Well I Didn’t See This Coming
I’m going to say this straight up and assume that you will all understand the enormity of it: My mom is on Facebook. She just friended me. I love my mom. A lot. You guys know that. She knows that. … Continue reading
Missing Missy By David Thorne
Thank you to my nephew Craig for turning me on to one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I had dubbed myself a humorist, but David Thorne is a Humourist, way funnier and much more impressive with the British … Continue reading
Family Fun Over Summer Vacation!
I know those of you with children are dreaming of the days when they head off to summer camp. But if you can’t send them to sleep away camp indefinitely, what will you do to pass the time? Courtesy of … Continue reading
Everything I Need To Know I Learned From My Mom
A day late, as is typical me, but heartfelt nonetheless. In honor of Mother’s Day, and for the best mom I ever had, I present just some of The Rules of Life According to My Mom: On family: Our family … Continue reading
Helen: A Love Story
Romeo and Juliet. King Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson. Tony and Maria. Barbra Streisand and Robert Redford in The Way We Were (if it had the ending it should have had). So many great love stories. Epic, timeless, romantic. And … Continue reading