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Tag Archives: Fashion
Hair We Go Again
I’ve just survived one of the most terrifying events a woman can live through. I had a hair appointment scheduled yesterday, and received an ominous message from the salon on Tuesday. Cynthia no longer works here. OK, back it up…what? The woman … Continue reading
Fighting Weight
A recent guest in our home looked at Mrs. Helen Roper sleeping on a chair and asked if she was pregnant. I was taken aback. I said no, she just looks f-a-t in that fur. Helen looked hurt for a … Continue reading
Dressed To Kill…The Mood
It’s that time of year…the time when traditionally I rotate from my spring/summer wardrobe into my fall/winter wardrobe. It occurs to me that this year, my wardrobe is…not really a wardrobe. I’m not a stay-at-home mom; no carpools or PTA … Continue reading
Heeeeere’s Tappy!
With all credit due to my friend (who can out herself if she wishes!), I feel compelled today to tell you the story of Tappy McSnapperson. Apparently, my friend, let’s call her Laurie, was already in the 10th circle of hell. She … Continue reading
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Idiot Of The Week: HR Edition
OK, let’s try this Blog Hop again. I came in 2nd place last week (out of 2 entries) so please get your act together and Like this post early and often! As a former manager and human resources professional, I … Continue reading
Who’s That Girl?
My August Washingtonian arrived the other day and as I was casually flipping through it a little blurb caught my eye; quick tips from a couple who travel extensively for work and pleasure. Here’s the first piece of perky advice … Continue reading
Hair We Go Again
As I was trying to figure out what exactly was happening with my hair today, it seemed like a good time for a re-run… My Personal Best Posted on August 28, 2012 by Jill Foer Hirsch There are bad hair … Continue reading
If You Think The First Date Was Fun…
In my extensive summer schedule research, I’ve uncovered another train wreck of a reality show. WeTV proudly presents Pregnant and Dating, check it out. Folks, this is why I don’t have to make stuff up to blog about. I’ve seen some … Continue reading
Whenever I Wake Up…And I Put On My Make-Up…I Say A Little Prayer*
After my optometrist used his antique equipment to determine what I’d been saying all along, that I can’t see, he posed what I could only assume was a philosophical question. “Do you want to see near or far?” I said … Continue reading
Nice Sheets. Why Are You Wearing Them?
I don’t know when it happened. Had it always been like this and I just blocked it out? Did it happen after she went to prison? Did someone put trick mirrors in her house? Martha Stewart has assaulted fashion so … Continue reading