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You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me
As I was pondering whether or not Sir Paul McCartney has someone whose job it is to fetch his pizza and whatnot, it occurred to me that I myself am seeking gainful employment. With a little bit of luck, maybe … Continue reading
The Obligatory Post-Superbowl-Post Post Postscript
I can’t resist adding one more observation about yesterday’s big game; Paul McCartney. Yes, Sir Paul was in the stands and when the camera cut away to him he was eating a big old NY slice, folded over NY style. … Continue reading
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The Obligatory Post-Superbowl-Post Post
Well, the Superbowl proved to be a great time for Seattle, but overall a really boring game. Of course, it’s not just about the game, it’s about the commercials too. There were definitely some good ones; I’m partial to the … Continue reading
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The Virginia Girls
Part myth, part legend…there exists a gang of loose women…er, uh, rather, women running loose; they run amok in a pack of 8, always on the prowl for mischief. The Virginia Girls. While technically no one has ever been arrested … Continue reading
Is The Vortex Too Polar?
Apparently, yes. The annual Polar Bear Plunge into the Chesapeake Bay was canceled last weekend because…wait for it…it was too cold. Too frackin’ cold for a Polar Bear Plunge. It’s unfortunate that the real Polar Bears are swimming around looking … Continue reading
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All About Me, Me, Me
I know I have been neglecting my blogging duties, but it was for a good reason. I have been gallivanting about town doing Serious Authorly Things. I had an Author Talk and Book Signing at a local bookstore, where hundreds, … Continue reading
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Of Course I Love Cats…
I just can’t eat a whole one by myself. Har har. We all love that old chestnut, right? Well, I don’t totally love it, and you know the people at PETA are not amused. Still, I think we can all … Continue reading
Hair We Go Again
I’ve just survived one of the most terrifying events a woman can live through. I had a hair appointment scheduled yesterday, and received an ominous message from the salon on Tuesday. Cynthia no longer works here. OK, back it up…what? The woman … Continue reading
The Fur Chronicles
Some would say the world is divided into two types of people: Dog People and Cat People. I say the world is divided into animal lovers, and people who should not be trusted under any circumstance. But I’ll admit that … Continue reading
Where Did All The Music Go?
I don’t know when my life turned into one big reminder that I am middle-aged, but that is what it seems to be reduced to lately. I have a pretty extensive collection of LPs and even 45s from back in … Continue reading