Well, here’s another news story that captured my attention. Typically when I say “I’m in deep doo-doo” it’s figurative, not a factual account of a day in my life. For these poor folks, well, I think they should have let the cell phone go…
And let’s all say it together: Cesspool The Musical
2 die, 3 injured after woman drops cell phone into toilet
Photo courtesy of geardiary.com
Holy shit! That’s a crappy way to die!
Seriously!
You’ve got to be shitting me!
Honest! No shit!
NOOOOOOO!
I know. Shake it off with a good dose of Starbucks.
These are the times when I worry about the future of humankind…
Might I recommend that you avoid any and all news of the outside world? Ignorance really is bliss.
NO WAY! This is why you pay extra for the warranty.
And sometimes, you just have to write this stuff off!
2 words: G ..ross!
Concise and well-chosen!