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Circus Cooking With Dan The Man.  That’s the name of the new show I’m going to pitch to the Food Network.  Or maybe Animal Planet.  As I noted recently, Dan can cook anything while under adult supervision.  Last weekend, as … Continue reading

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What’s Cookin’

Years and years ago Dan claimed he didn’t know how to cook.  I can hold my own but most of our meals ended up coming from Olive Garden (no, not proud of that) or out of a Kellogg’s box because … Continue reading

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Choking And Smoking

In case you forgot, I watch a whole lot of TV.  Typically I TiVo (yes, it’s a noun and a verb) shows and fast forward through commercials.  TiVo is sort of a spiritual experience for me; I wouldn’t say I … Continue reading

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Chuckles Would Have Been Proud

You know what’s interesting?  Probably not or you wouldn’t be stuck reading my blog to find out.  I wonder if insulting my readers is the brightest idea.  Hmmm. OK, I started off with a digression so now I can focus.  … Continue reading

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So Sue Me

I know you would never have guessed this, but when I grow up I want to be Judge Judy.  First, it is well established that I can judge people; quickly and sometimes even correctly.  Second, she says everything I would … Continue reading

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Judgment Call

If there’s one thing I can’t stand (no worries, there are dozens more) it’s people who pass judgment on other people.  Who do these people think they are?  Me? Of course I judge people, but I’m a professional with years … Continue reading

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Have A Laugh On Me. Please.

You know what’s funny?  No?  Neither does Dan.  He is by far my toughest audience.  He tends to sit quietly while I laugh at my own jokes.  How pathetic does that make me? My millions (upon millions) of adoring fans … Continue reading

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For Real?

I’ve been giving some thought to the world of mental health, and not even for the reasons you think.  As always, the world of reality TV shapes my perception of real; it’s all gotten very confusing.  I don’t want to … Continue reading

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A Tale Of Passion, Drama And Janet Reno

Families, each and every one of them, are crazy. Believe me, I have plenty of stories about my family, but it’s so much fun to pick on someone else’s family that I have to indulge. My friend, let’s call him … Continue reading

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Poetic Snow Job

I’ve always believed being a TV weather person (not a fancy meteorologist) would be a lot of fun.  I could cheerfully report sunny weather or gravely report armageddon from an important looking Storm Center.  I could point to China on … Continue reading

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