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Tag Archives: Social
Southern Comfort
Now that we’ve covered just a bit of Yiddish, it’s time to delve into a language called Southern. I live in Northern Virginia, where we speak English, but if you go just 90 miles south to Richmond, you are in … Continue reading
Everything Sounds Better In Yiddish
There are some Yiddish words you’ll need to know to follow this blog: Schmy = browse, meander; Schlep = lug around; Goyim = non-Jews (goyisha = behavior or habits of the goyim); Shiksa = goyisha girlfriend; Fapitzed = all dolled … Continue reading
Meet And Mingle
It’s that time of year, back to back lunches, dinners, cocktail parties, and other assorted events. I will admit I love them all! I don’t usually have an actual life, but this week I went to a party on Tuesday … Continue reading
My Quiet, Studious Side
Kidding! I don’t have a quiet, studious side. I started young. I learned the word loquacious when I got my 2nd grade report card and wasn’t sure if I was being praised or scolded. My mom explained the word to me … Continue reading
The Real Deal
You know I just can’t resist listening in on conversations around me…so naturally while I was sitting in the salon the other night I was all ears. There were two women chatting right next to me, and I started hearing … Continue reading
The Geriatric Set
We went to see Neil Young (with Crazy Horse!) last night, and as expected it was a great show. None other than Patti Smith opened for him. I could tell you more about the show, but you can read the … Continue reading
Finders Keepers
Does anyone remember the 1986 movie Ruthless People? Danny DeVito played a greedy businessman whose wife (played by Bette Midler) is kidnapped by an inept couple from whom he stole a design. The thing is, he was already plotting her murder, so … Continue reading
Now That’s Talent!
For those of you who remember David Letterman from 25 years ago…he used to have a segment called “Brush with Greatness” in which audience members shared their stories of encounters with celebs. For example, maybe at some point you drove … Continue reading
Give The Guy A Chance
As you surely know by now, my niece Aubrey and nephews Craig and Sean live by my sage wisdom and soak up all my knowledge like sponges. They typically don’t like to make decisions without seeking advice from their good … Continue reading
When Turkeys Fly
This is the time of year when people tell each other heartwarming stories about their family holidays and traditions, share warm memories from years gone by, and revel in the joy of the season. Well, that’s what I hear anyway. Many … Continue reading