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Tag Archives: Marriage
Watch Your Step!
I had a little bit of Cat Drama yesterday morning. Helen was clinging so closely to my leg that I stepped on her tail. She went under a table for a while and I begged her to tell me if she … Continue reading
Betty: A Love Story Or Three
Our dinner with Olivier and family in Paris may have been my most awkward, but there have been some other odd meals. Let’s see, there was an interesting turn of events last fall while attending a conference in Atlanta. Some of … Continue reading
Who Am I, And Why Am I Here?
When the band announced the most embarrassing story contest the other night, my friends had some doozies but would not get up and tell them. Two stories are so good and completely humiliating, they simply must be told. My friend … Continue reading
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Will Argue For Fun
When Dan and I moved into our new home in 1997, we struck up a conversation about where we would put our Christmas tree, if we had one, which we do not. I felt strongly that our fictional tree should … Continue reading
Finders Keepers
Does anyone remember the 1986 movie Ruthless People? Danny DeVito played a greedy businessman whose wife (played by Bette Midler) is kidnapped by an inept couple from whom he stole a design. The thing is, he was already plotting her murder, so … Continue reading
Happy, Happy, Happy!
Today is Dan’s 49th birthday. I think it goes without saying that we are in a May/December romance, given that I am merely 48 years and 7 days old. I simply can’t imagine how old I will feel in 358 … Continue reading
The Hills Are Alive…And Crawling With Tourists
As I mentioned yesterday, Dan and I once traveled to Salzburg, and my personal favorite part of the trip was a 4 hour The Sound of Music bus tour. We don’t typically jump on a bus with a bunch of … Continue reading
Baby Love
For the first time in many years I attended a baby shower today. Most of my friends aren’t really having babies anymore; these days they’re more likely touring college campuses than cruising the aisles at Babies R Us. I happen … Continue reading
Which Way Do You Roll?
I went out to dinner with a couple of friends tonight; one of the friends is, of course, a gay man. He bowls in a gay bowling league, which I could only dream of joining. They’ve been looking for a … Continue reading
Here’s To Us!
Dan and I were married on October 9, 1988. Hard to believe it’s been 24 years since we said I do. Of course technically I’m not sure either of us said that—the Rabbi read all of our vows in Hebrew and … Continue reading