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Tag Archives: Humor
Have Waffle Iron, Will Eat
I know how fortunate I am to have a husband who does all the grocery shopping. Dan actually likes going to the supermarket, whereas I hate it. We would probably spend twice as much on food if I were the … Continue reading
A Brief Refuel
I’m really long overdue for another blog picking on my mom, but I’m low on material. I’m remedying that situation by heading out to her place for a visit. Things may be quiet for a few days, but I can … Continue reading
Who’s That Girl?
My August Washingtonian arrived the other day and as I was casually flipping through it a little blurb caught my eye; quick tips from a couple who travel extensively for work and pleasure. Here’s the first piece of perky advice … Continue reading
Hair We Go Again
As I was trying to figure out what exactly was happening with my hair today, it seemed like a good time for a re-run… My Personal Best Posted on August 28, 2012 by Jill Foer Hirsch There are bad hair … Continue reading
Viola At Bat
Well, sooner or later someone had to write a blog about flies and fly swatters…it might as well be me. But my blog can’t be about flies and fly swatters because someone I loved a lot used to called them fly … Continue reading
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Tagged Animals, Blogging, Career, Family, Humor, Television, Travel
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I Hope You’re Happy Now Craig Price
A little less than a year ago I was at a conference and I heard a keynote speaker who made me laugh, and made me think about things a little differently. The laughing is one thing but I’m usually not … Continue reading
Warm And Fuzzy Greetings!
I have a little book of postcards called Breaking Bad News With Baby Animals. It is absolutely inspired. One postcard features an adorable kitten playing with pink, blue and yellow balls of yarn and says “Your baby’s ugly.” Another has a … Continue reading
Sneak Preview
Circus Cooking With Dan The Man. That’s the name of the new show I’m going to pitch to the Food Network. Or maybe Animal Planet. As I noted recently, Dan can cook anything while under adult supervision. Last weekend, as … Continue reading
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Tagged Animals, Business, Celebrity, Culture, Diet, Humor, Television
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What Does The Rocket Scientist Say?
My friend visited recently with her adorable little baby. As I was entertaining the baby while mom went to the restroom I started pointing to the animals on her bib and saying “that’s a lion!” “that’s an elephant,” etc. And … Continue reading
What’s Cookin’
Years and years ago Dan claimed he didn’t know how to cook. I can hold my own but most of our meals ended up coming from Olive Garden (no, not proud of that) or out of a Kellogg’s box because … Continue reading
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Tagged Career, Celebrity, Childhood, Culture, Diet, Family, Humor, Marriage, Television
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