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Tag Archives: Humor
I Love Andy Cohen, But He Doesn’t Love Me Back
In case any of you out there are thinking about writing a book, I can now tell you that even if you are an amazing writer with a sparkling wit, it’s a rough road. Now imagine how much harder it … Continue reading
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Tagged Career, Celebrity, Culture, Humor, Judaism, Television, Writing
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For Posterity
By request, here is a transcript of our heartwarming “presentation” Saturday night at our 25th Anniversary party. Vow renewal as only we can do it… Jill: This is going to be a little bit like the Oscars, in that I wrote some … Continue reading
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Does Hallmark Make A Card For This?
Today is National Metastatic Breast Cancer Day. I don’t think there is a cheerful greeting card that celebrates this day, so thank goodness for Ann Silberman who can not only explain the significance of the day, but can do it with … Continue reading
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Tagged Cancer, Culture, Health, Humor, Irreverent
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Color Inside The Lines
We already know (well, I’ve told you before, so if you were listening you already know) that stupidity is enhanced by alcohol. One of the more idiotic things some people do when drunk is get a tattoo. It seemed like … Continue reading
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Craig Price Checked My Reality
Welcome to Breast Cancer Awareness Month! If you are a woman, you may already be aware that you have breasts. Of course sometimes, even the nicest boobs can betray you. Worry not, I will not let you forget about it … Continue reading
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It’s A Big, Furry Deal
Well I’ll be damned. I’ve been so busy promoting my book, I neglected to score endorsement deals for my cats. The so-called “Grumpy Cat” (aren’t they all?) on the other hand, is set for catnip and chow for life. I don’t … Continue reading
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Wishing You An Adam Sandler Kind Of Day!
Wow, here it is again, September 11. As I explained last year, that horrible feeling you get from hearing “9/11” is for me tempered by the fact that it is my nephew Craig’s birthday. He is 23 today which makes … Continue reading
Who’s Ready For A Tribute Album?
So this August marks one year since I started blogging. This is post #219. Imagine! 219 assorted musings about Important Things; posts where I try to do my part about The Human Condition. Pretty heady stuff…but I try to stay … Continue reading
Papa’s Got A Brand New Bag
Our cat Janet, as I blogged about here , really loves bags. My husband Dan, or as I sometimes call him, Captain Environ-Mental, uses bags that are thermulated, recycled, recylable, organic, paba and gluten-free…you name it; and Janet loves them all. So … Continue reading
I Accidentally Fell In Love With An Insect
Here’s information that will shock absolutely no one: I’m not one for the wonders of nature and all that other crap. I say what’s outside should stay outside and what’s inside should be temperature controlled and free of insects. I can assure … Continue reading