Tag Archives: Humor

Here’s To Us!

Dan and I were married on October 9, 1988.  Hard to believe it’s been 24 years since we said I do.  Of course technically I’m not sure either of us said that—the Rabbi read all of our vows in Hebrew and … Continue reading

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My Gays: Retraction

I received a devastating call from my brother CJ this evening.  Imagine my shock and horror when he told me Dan was gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that).  Honestly, he’s been hiding it pretty well for quite some … Continue reading

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Theoretically Speaking

Let’s call him Ralph because I certainly can’t use his real name.  He is someone who never fails to shock, horrify and amuse me all at the same time.  Ralph is a few years older than me.  When I met … Continue reading

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My Gays

Way before it was in fashion, I fell in love with gay men.  It started out with my high school boyfriend.  He wasn’t gay when we were dating.  Well, that’s not entirely accurate, because I guess he was, but he … Continue reading

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The Hills Are Alive With The Sound of [STATIC]

I absolutely hate talking on the phone.  Other than when I was a tween/teen, when all bets are off, I’ve hated it my whole life.  I suppose it’s a little ironic that I worked as a telemarketer in high school … Continue reading

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Poor Dan

Since I launched my blog Dan and I have a new ritual; each morning he reads my posting from the night before while I beg him to let me sleep for 10 more minutes.  Repeatedly.  Dan doesn’t have an easy … Continue reading

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A Picture Is Worth 1000 Words

Folks-it is October, Breast Cancer Awareness Month.  I am very well aware of breast cancer–stealthy miserable thing snuck up on me 3 years ago.  It’s a very quiet kind of menace; just kind of sidles up to you and tries not … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday Mom!

Today is my mom’s birthday, and a time to remember how lucky I am to have her.  I don’t like to admit this, but she’s really smart and funny and best of all a good sport.  I mean, when you’re … Continue reading

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Living The Dream

Ready or not, it’s time to explore another of my favorite TV shows, Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live (WWHL), hosted by Andy Cohen.  Andy used to just be some behind the scenes exec at Bravo, but now he’s a breakaway … Continue reading

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The Judy Miller Show

When I was a little girl, I was convinced I had a wealth of talent—singing, dancing, acting; you name it, I could do it.  I used to pretend I was Olga Korbut, swinging with ease on the uneven bars.  I … Continue reading

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