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Or were you raised by wolves? © Jill Foer Hirsch and Universal Musings, 2012-2016. Yes, this material is copyrighted. That’s what © means. Aren’t you clever? This incredibly humorous and delightful material is my original work. And while I’m flattered that you want to copy some or all of the material, unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Jill Foer Hirsch and 'universalmusings' with appropriate and specific direction to the original content. Or else.
Tag Archives: Humor
Heartwarming Family Traditions
Look, I hate to keep picking on my mom, but if she keeps handing me blog topics on a silver platter what can I do? We’re meeting my parents and an assortment of friends and family for dinner tomorrow night, and … Continue reading
Which Way Do You Roll?
I went out to dinner with a couple of friends tonight; one of the friends is, of course, a gay man. He bowls in a gay bowling league, which I could only dream of joining. They’ve been looking for a … Continue reading
One Too Many…
Nothing is quite so interesting as a business function where alcohol is flowing like water (which has always been my experience). For some reason people repeatedly forget that they are at a business function and not a frat party, and … Continue reading
Ye Olde Giggles
In the last few weeks we’ve attended three weddings. All three couples were so beautiful and so clearly in love; gazing into each other’s eyes with affection. It is a wonderful thing to witness. Dan and I love each other … Continue reading
Put It In Park And Step Into My Office
We all know you can’t judge a book by its cover, but can you judge a driver based on the way he or she is parked? I think that in some cases the answer is yes. What do we think … Continue reading
It’s a Little Corny
I know right now all the hype is about baseball and football, but those aren’t the only sports that dominate this country. Think about the rugged sport of Cornhole, for example. Last summer my friend was regaling me with a … Continue reading
Justin The Wise
Our friends had us over for a very nice dinner tonight. They have two kids whom are both very sweet and polite and all in all are much more presentable to guests than I ever was as a kid. Their … Continue reading
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And Jill Came Tumbling After
My clumsiness knows no bounds, so I may end up with more postings about that than about cats. I shall do my best to cover both compelling topics. As humiliating as it is, the story of The Golf Cart Incident … Continue reading
Animal Control
I hope you agree that it’s time for an update on the cats. Specifically, Cat Containment. We live each day trying to get in and out of the house while avoiding any desperate kitty escape attempts. It’s pretty important to … Continue reading
A Quiet Dinner with Farrell
Farrell and I met when I was attending a conference in Orlando last year. Within 10 minutes of meeting him I was in absolute awe of his refreshing attitude. I’ll never forget his magical first words, “Hi, I’m Farrell, I’ll … Continue reading