Tag Archives: Family

Will Argue For Fun

When Dan and I moved into our new home in 1997, we struck up a conversation about where we would put our Christmas tree, if we had one, which we do not.  I felt strongly that our fictional tree should … Continue reading

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Will Work For Fashion

There are few things more stressful to a woman than figuring out what to wear every day.  I try to keep up a rotation for work so there are at least 8 business days before I repeat outfits, but sometimes … Continue reading

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I Saw Something Blanking Santa Claus

I feel the need to discuss a very serious issue plaguing our country:  Kitty Porn.  I try not to judge but personally I think it’s disgusting.  I know there are people out there who enjoy looking at pictures of innocent cats … Continue reading

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The Year Jane Ruined Christmas

We’ve all seen the Grinch Who Stole Christmas and A Christmas Carol, but I know a real family who will never have Christmas again.  It all started with a crying 6 year old, and not to point fingers, but she … Continue reading

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Meet Me At Le Club

As some of you know, Dan and I really love to travel, particularly to Europe.  For many years our preferred carrier was Air France.  As always, my first priority is food, and Air France serves some really decent chow.  Almost … Continue reading

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Happy Hanukkah To All, And To All A Good Night

I know many of you are getting excited for Christmas, but as you are probably aware my people are 3 days in to the 8 day Festival of Lights, Hanukkah.  For those of you who aren’t familiar with Hanukkah, rest … Continue reading

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Everything Sounds Better In Yiddish

There are some Yiddish words you’ll need to know to follow this blog: Schmy = browse, meander; Schlep = lug around; Goyim = non-Jews (goyisha = behavior or habits of the goyim); Shiksa = goyisha girlfriend; Fapitzed = all dolled … Continue reading

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My Quiet, Studious Side

Kidding!  I don’t have a quiet, studious side.  I started young.  I learned the word loquacious when I got my 2nd grade report card and wasn’t sure if I was being praised or scolded.  My mom explained the word to me … Continue reading

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Finders Keepers

Does anyone remember the 1986 movie Ruthless People?  Danny DeVito played a greedy businessman whose wife (played by Bette Midler) is kidnapped by an inept couple from whom he stole a design.  The thing is, he was already plotting her murder, so … Continue reading

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Give The Guy A Chance

As you surely know by now, my niece Aubrey and nephews Craig and Sean live by my sage wisdom and soak up all my knowledge like sponges.  They typically don’t like to make decisions without seeking advice from their good … Continue reading

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