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Tag Archives: Diet
What Goes Up Must Come Down
Like many others I suppose, right as we start to slide in to Thanksgiving I start anticipating the joys of the holidays. Before long our neighbors are putting up their lights and Santa pigs and all, and I start to … Continue reading
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Oui! L’Awkward
You know how sometimes dinner parties can be awkward because no one is talking? I’m not terribly familiar because I never stop yapping, but I did once sit through the most awkward of awkward dinners. We took each of the … Continue reading
Take The Long Way Home
In general Dan and I have been blessed with good travel karma. Other than the lost luggage in Moscow and one or two other mishaps, things tend to go well for us. It was nice while it lasted, but one … Continue reading
Truth Revealed! Page 201
Not to beat a dead horse, but apparently some of you are still uncomfortable taking diet advice from someone such as me. That’s OK. But where will you turn? Do you think the answers are buried in the pages of glossy … Continue reading
To Wait Or Not To Weight?
Happy New Year everyone! It’s hard to believe it’s 2013; it seems like just yesterday we were partying like it was 1999. This morning we all woke up facing a new year, a year full of possibilities of everything we … Continue reading
Finders Keepers
Does anyone remember the 1986 movie Ruthless People? Danny DeVito played a greedy businessman whose wife (played by Bette Midler) is kidnapped by an inept couple from whom he stole a design. The thing is, he was already plotting her murder, so … Continue reading
The Story Of My People: Fitness
I know it’s hard to believe, but I actually used to eat right and exercise. For a while it seemed good for me and all, but I’ve yet to meet a fried food or piece of milk chocolate I didn’t … Continue reading
Susie Pizza And The Thing: Part Due
So Susie finally finished taking my order. But Dan’s order was going to be even more complicated… In addition to their lengthy and complex regular menu they were offering 3 or 4 specials on a completely separate menu; Susie simply … Continue reading
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Susie Pizza And The Thing: Part Uno
Dan and I went out for dinner last night at a romantic little hideaway called Pizzeria Uno. Hey, it’s a step up from cereal. v. Clearly we don’t get out much, because I’d never experienced the newfangled restaurant … Continue reading
Time Flies When You’re Sitting In The Fridge
There are some truths I hold to be self-evident. Avoiding spoiled food, for example. Sometimes it’s hard to say if it’s really spoiled, but if it’s well past the expiration date I’m not going to try my luck. Dan, on the … Continue reading