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Tag Archives: Culture
So Sue Me
I know you would never have guessed this, but when I grow up I want to be Judge Judy. First, it is well established that I can judge people; quickly and sometimes even correctly. Second, she says everything I would … Continue reading
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Lost Dogs and Lucky Cats
Am I a magnet for weird people? Answer that question carefully. I was just eating lunch, that’s all. Lots of people do that right? I was minding my own business-hovered over my laptop and not even looking up. A gentleman walks right … Continue reading
Stevie And Company
I know it’s been a few days since I posted and you all miss me terribly (I would too), but I’ve been somewhat busy. Last night was set aside for Fleetwood Mac. Yes, they were phenomenal. Our girl Stevie sounded great, … Continue reading
Judgment Call
If there’s one thing I can’t stand (no worries, there are dozens more) it’s people who pass judgment on other people. Who do these people think they are? Me? Of course I judge people, but I’m a professional with years … Continue reading
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Happy Birthday Aubrey!
Today is the anniversary of when I first became an Aunt. I held Aubrey when she was just a few hours old. Her skin was still translucent; she was warm and snuggly and tiny and smelled good and I’d never … Continue reading
How May I Not Assist You Today?
Shortly after finishing grad school I worked at a start-up company that provided concierge services to shopping malls. The owner of the company thought it was important that all the office staff spend some time out at a concierge desk … Continue reading
Grumpy Sunday
I’m distraught. I went out to brunch last Sunday and ordered what was alleged to be bagel and lox. My meal arrived and for a moment I couldn’t even speak. What was I seeing? There was a pile of old-looking lox … Continue reading
Relax, It’s Passover
Happy Passover! This is the time of year when I watch The Ten Commandments for the 87th time and still worry that the sea will close in on the escaping Jews. And I really wish that Pharoah’s horses didn’t have to … Continue reading
Gone To The Dogs
A couple of years ago, thanks to our friends who own the beautiful Byrne Gallery in Middleburg, VA, we had the opportunity to meet Yuri Gorbachev. A prolific artist, his paintings hang everywhere from the White House to the Louvre. … Continue reading
Have A Laugh On Me. Please.
You know what’s funny? No? Neither does Dan. He is by far my toughest audience. He tends to sit quietly while I laugh at my own jokes. How pathetic does that make me? My millions (upon millions) of adoring fans … Continue reading