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Tag Archives: Animals
Killer Cats
I don’t want to be dramatic, but I’m pretty sure my cats are trying to kill me. First Helen throws her tail right under my foot trying to trip me, then Jack and Janet take naps stretched out across the steps … Continue reading
Gone To The Dogs
A couple of years ago, thanks to our friends who own the beautiful Byrne Gallery in Middleburg, VA, we had the opportunity to meet Yuri Gorbachev. A prolific artist, his paintings hang everywhere from the White House to the Louvre. … Continue reading
For Real?
I’ve been giving some thought to the world of mental health, and not even for the reasons you think. As always, the world of reality TV shapes my perception of real; it’s all gotten very confusing. I don’t want to … Continue reading
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Watch Your Step!
I had a little bit of Cat Drama yesterday morning. Helen was clinging so closely to my leg that I stepped on her tail. She went under a table for a while and I begged her to tell me if she … Continue reading
A Fish By Any Other Name
Everyone who knows me knows that I am an extremely picky eater. I hate onions. I don’t eat stuff that has bits of things because who knows what’s in there. I don’t like any kind of Asian food whatsoever. All … Continue reading
Planet Of The Dogs
Don’t ask me why, but I found myself lured in to the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show last night. The whole thing is obscene, but I won’t turn this post into a rant about breeding. Don’t worry, I will definitely … Continue reading
A Tale Of Passion, Drama And Janet Reno
Families, each and every one of them, are crazy. Believe me, I have plenty of stories about my family, but it’s so much fun to pick on someone else’s family that I have to indulge. My friend, let’s call him … Continue reading
Truth Revealed! Page 201
Not to beat a dead horse, but apparently some of you are still uncomfortable taking diet advice from someone such as me. That’s OK. But where will you turn? Do you think the answers are buried in the pages of glossy … Continue reading
The Spirit Of Christmas?
There are three things you can count on in this world—taxes, death and holiday sweaters. I understand taxes and the inevitability of death, but I am slack-jawed when it comes to holiday sweaters. They typically look like a small child’s … Continue reading
I Saw Something Blanking Santa Claus
I feel the need to discuss a very serious issue plaguing our country: Kitty Porn. I try not to judge but personally I think it’s disgusting. I know there are people out there who enjoy looking at pictures of innocent cats … Continue reading