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Tag Archives: Animals
Cat Evolution: Dumb And Dumber
You won’t ever hear me claim that cats are the smartest of beasts, but all the cats I’ve had before the current batch were reasonably clever. They could figure out how to open dresser drawers and kitchen cabinets, and they … Continue reading
Talking Dogs And Taunting Chipmunks
I apologize in advance for the fact that I have made yet another cat music video. It’s just that we have a really cute little chipmunk that keeps coming up on the Squirrel Deck and driving Jack absolutely nuts. But … Continue reading
Sights And Sounds: WTF?
Have I mentioned before that I hate shopping? Don’t get me wrong, I like to acquire things, particularly adorable shoes that I totally don’t need, but I do that over the internet. Online shopping is the best thing that ever … Continue reading
What The World Needs Now: More Adorable Cat Videos
Something very, very bad has happened to me. I learned that my faithful, clunky old Blackberry can actually take videos. Not good ones mind you-really bad grainy video. But the fact is I have video capabilities…and I have cats. I … Continue reading
Missing Missy By David Thorne
Thank you to my nephew Craig for turning me on to one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I had dubbed myself a humorist, but David Thorne is a Humourist, way funnier and much more impressive with the British … Continue reading
Andy Cohen Kind Of Took It Back
But only under duress…to save his own bobblehead. No guilt donation has yet been proffered. Stay tuned.
Take It Back Andy Cohen! Take It Back Right Now!
How many times have I pined for Andy Cohen? Dedicated, faithful fan. Proud owner of a genuine licensed Andy Cohen bobblehead. I’ve loved Andy and he never loved me back, but even so, I’ve loved with all my heart. And … Continue reading
Clothed And Comfortable
I think several facts about me have been well-established. I hate the outdoors. I like the chilly air that blows from a/c. I like all of my creature comforts. And I really and truly love reality TV; the more ridiculous … Continue reading
U Maniacs! U Blew It Up!
I’ve been thinking a lot about Planet of the Apes recently. Specifically, how it is that in this fictional account, humans lost their ability to speak and apes acquired advanced language skills. It seemed so far-fetched…in the days before texting, … Continue reading
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Helen: A Love Story
Romeo and Juliet. King Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson. Tony and Maria. Barbra Streisand and Robert Redford in The Way We Were (if it had the ending it should have had). So many great love stories. Epic, timeless, romantic. And … Continue reading