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Sock It To Me Baby
I’m not sure when it happened, but at some point over the last couple years, colorful patterned men’s socks officially became A Thing. It feels like suddenly they were everywhere. We’re not talking basic argyles; we’re talking polka dots, stripes, … Continue reading
People Suck
I’m having a hard time being funny today. And I’m having a hard time understanding why I’m having a hard time. Because any other day I ignore the countless hordes of people suffering and dying from war and terrorism and … Continue reading
That’s Great, But Will It Help My Bravo TV Addiction?
So I’ve been titrating up on a new medication. For those of you who don’t deal with this crap all the time, in this context titrate means to slowly adjust the dosage of a medication to either ramp up or … Continue reading
Keep It Simple Stupid!
For many years I had a basic old school alarm clock. It displayed the time in big red numbers. There was a set time button, a set alarm button and a snooze button. There was an hours button and a … Continue reading
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Tagged Family, Humor, Marriage, Middle Age, Stupidity, Technology
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What The World Needs Now: Another Semi-Amusing Blog
People frequently ask me why I blog. [Not a single person has ever asked me that but it’s important to the set-up here, so go with it, OK?] There are many reasons, but the most compelling is that I blog … Continue reading
The State Of My Mind
Sometimes I have trouble falling asleep. I read recently that a good technique to keep your mind from wandering and to fall back asleep is to mentally alphabetize all of the states. I’ve tried this method a number of times, … Continue reading
My Equal Employment Opportunity
An email from the EEOC popped up in my inbox. Apparently, I applied for a job at a company they are now investigating for age discrimination. The company is one of those places likely to have new age open seating … Continue reading
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Tagged Business, Career, Celebrity, Culture, Imagination, Middle Age, Self
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Give Me An O! Give Me An L! Give Me A D! What Have You Got? Facebook Group!
Nostalgia reigns supreme on Facebook. We all want to remember the younger, thinner, healthier versions of ourselves, and reimagine that our world then was perfect. I admit I do my fair share of indulging too. Recently I was added to … Continue reading
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Tagged Childhood, College, Culture, Facebook, Fashion, Friendship, High School, Middle Age, Social Media, Technology
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A Helpful Guide To Landing Elected Office
Just as we little people must interview well in order to land a job, politicians and even The Great Trump himself have to campaign to win the job of…well, whatever it is they are going to claim to do. If politicians were subject … Continue reading
Of Meatloaf And Love
As long as I’ve diluted my blog with tales of my brother CJ, here’s another one. I’m not sure how it happened, but there came a time when he and I had a profound insight about Meatloaf. No, not the kind … Continue reading