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Or were you raised by wolves? © Jill Foer Hirsch and Universal Musings, 2012-2016. Yes, this material is copyrighted. That’s what © means. Aren’t you clever? This incredibly humorous and delightful material is my original work. And while I’m flattered that you want to copy some or all of the material, unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Jill Foer Hirsch and 'universalmusings' with appropriate and specific direction to the original content. Or else.
Author Archives: Jill Foer Hirsch
Of Ice Cream And Ferrets
Several firms ago, I had a managing partner who was not exactly the soft sensitive type. She was tiny in stature and reminded me mostly of a Chihuahua; she had a loud bark, lots of nervous energy, nipped at everyone’s heels, and … Continue reading
The Geriatric Set
We went to see Neil Young (with Crazy Horse!) last night, and as expected it was a great show. None other than Patti Smith opened for him. I could tell you more about the show, but you can read the … Continue reading
Finders Keepers
Does anyone remember the 1986 movie Ruthless People? Danny DeVito played a greedy businessman whose wife (played by Bette Midler) is kidnapped by an inept couple from whom he stole a design. The thing is, he was already plotting her murder, so … Continue reading
Now That’s Talent!
For those of you who remember David Letterman from 25 years ago…he used to have a segment called “Brush with Greatness” in which audience members shared their stories of encounters with celebs. For example, maybe at some point you drove … Continue reading
The Story Of My People: Fitness
I know it’s hard to believe, but I actually used to eat right and exercise. For a while it seemed good for me and all, but I’ve yet to meet a fried food or piece of milk chocolate I didn’t … Continue reading
Give The Guy A Chance
As you surely know by now, my niece Aubrey and nephews Craig and Sean live by my sage wisdom and soak up all my knowledge like sponges. They typically don’t like to make decisions without seeking advice from their good … Continue reading
Time To Give Back
I guess many of you have embraced Black Friday as a shopping ritual. To me, Black Friday is a fate worse than death. The crowds, the pushing and shoving and parents yelling at their kids and little kids crying and waiting … Continue reading
When Turkeys Fly
This is the time of year when people tell each other heartwarming stories about their family holidays and traditions, share warm memories from years gone by, and revel in the joy of the season. Well, that’s what I hear anyway. Many … Continue reading
Ready, Aim, Miss By A Country Mile
I wrote about making it through high school PE, but my troubles didn’t end there. In my last semester of college the only thing standing between me and my B.A. in Russian History was a sports class. I figured no … Continue reading
Susie Pizza And The Thing: Part Due
So Susie finally finished taking my order. But Dan’s order was going to be even more complicated… In addition to their lengthy and complex regular menu they were offering 3 or 4 specials on a completely separate menu; Susie simply … Continue reading
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