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Or were you raised by wolves? © Jill Foer Hirsch and Universal Musings, 2012-2016. Yes, this material is copyrighted. That’s what © means. Aren’t you clever? This incredibly humorous and delightful material is my original work. And while I’m flattered that you want to copy some or all of the material, unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Jill Foer Hirsch and 'universalmusings' with appropriate and specific direction to the original content. Or else.
Author Archives: Jill Foer Hirsch
Oui! L’Awkward
You know how sometimes dinner parties can be awkward because no one is talking? I’m not terribly familiar because I never stop yapping, but I did once sit through the most awkward of awkward dinners. We took each of the … Continue reading
Happy Birthday Sean!
My nephew Sean turns 20 today. He is the youngest of the children and has suffered some abuse at the hands of his older siblings. No one understands that better than I do with two older brothers and no younger … Continue reading
Poetic Snow Job
I’ve always believed being a TV weather person (not a fancy meteorologist) would be a lot of fun. I could cheerfully report sunny weather or gravely report armageddon from an important looking Storm Center. I could point to China on … Continue reading
The Really, Really Long Way Home
Where were we? Ah yes, a packed train filled with hungry, thirsty beasts. I was breathing easy because we’d been going for a while without incident. Oh, the cruel winds of fate. (Was that too dramatic?) We were in the … Continue reading
Take The Long Way Home
In general Dan and I have been blessed with good travel karma. Other than the lost luggage in Moscow and one or two other mishaps, things tend to go well for us. It was nice while it lasted, but one … Continue reading
Uncle Cousin and Aunt Neurotic
Many years ago Dan’s rank in the family was pushed down a notch. We were all settling in to the Outer Banks beach house we rented for a week each summer; me, Dan, CJ, Lisa and the three kids. The … Continue reading
Truth Revealed! Page 201
Not to beat a dead horse, but apparently some of you are still uncomfortable taking diet advice from someone such as me. That’s OK. But where will you turn? Do you think the answers are buried in the pages of glossy … Continue reading
To Wait Or Not To Weight?
Happy New Year everyone! It’s hard to believe it’s 2013; it seems like just yesterday we were partying like it was 1999. This morning we all woke up facing a new year, a year full of possibilities of everything we … Continue reading
The Day Before The Night
Sandra Bernhard was certainly the highlight of our visit to NY, but we had an action-packed day before we got to the show. Being NY, there was no shortage of strange agents. We went to the theatre for a matinée; … Continue reading
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A Night To Remember
What a night! We arrived way too early because we intended to get a bite to eat before the show (of course I intend to get a bite to eat before and after anything I do) but it was freezing … Continue reading