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Or were you raised by wolves? © Jill Foer Hirsch and Universal Musings, 2012-2016. Yes, this material is copyrighted. That’s what © means. Aren’t you clever? This incredibly humorous and delightful material is my original work. And while I’m flattered that you want to copy some or all of the material, unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Jill Foer Hirsch and 'universalmusings' with appropriate and specific direction to the original content. Or else.
Author Archives: Jill Foer Hirsch
Apparently I Was In Opryland
Do you know what I hate about customer service? When I can’t get it no matter what I do. I stayed at the Gaylord National Harbor for my ALA conference. It was outrageously priced even with our group rate, but … Continue reading
Chuckles Would Have Been Proud
You know what’s interesting? Probably not or you wouldn’t be stuck reading my blog to find out. I wonder if insulting my readers is the brightest idea. Hmmm. OK, I started off with a digression so now I can focus. … Continue reading
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Tagged Business, Career, Culture, Humor, Irreverent, Self, Television, Writing
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And Thousands Cheered
I’m going to admit that I am not particularly religious, but I have now witnessed the power of prayer. I know no one would specifically pray for me to get laryngitis, but surely many people have fervently prayed that I … Continue reading
Just Ducky
For the last 15 months I’ve worked on the planning committee for the Association of Legal Administrators (ALA) Annual Conference. The long awaited conference was April 14-17, and I’m left with a bittersweet feeling of relief because it’s over and … Continue reading
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Tagged Animals, Business, Career, Childhood, Culture, Humor, Social
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So Sue Me
I know you would never have guessed this, but when I grow up I want to be Judge Judy. First, it is well established that I can judge people; quickly and sometimes even correctly. Second, she says everything I would … Continue reading
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Tagged Animals, Business, Celebrity, Culture, Drama, Family, Social, Television
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Lost Dogs and Lucky Cats
Am I a magnet for weird people? Answer that question carefully. I was just eating lunch, that’s all. Lots of people do that right? I was minding my own business-hovered over my laptop and not even looking up. A gentleman walks right … Continue reading
Stevie And Company
I know it’s been a few days since I posted and you all miss me terribly (I would too), but I’ve been somewhat busy. Last night was set aside for Fleetwood Mac. Yes, they were phenomenal. Our girl Stevie sounded great, … Continue reading
Judgment Call
If there’s one thing I can’t stand (no worries, there are dozens more) it’s people who pass judgment on other people. Who do these people think they are? Me? Of course I judge people, but I’m a professional with years … Continue reading
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Tagged Animals, Culture, Drama, Exercise, Family, Irreverent, Television
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Killer Cats
I don’t want to be dramatic, but I’m pretty sure my cats are trying to kill me. First Helen throws her tail right under my foot trying to trip me, then Jack and Janet take naps stretched out across the steps … Continue reading
Happy Birthday Aubrey!
Today is the anniversary of when I first became an Aunt. I held Aubrey when she was just a few hours old. Her skin was still translucent; she was warm and snuggly and tiny and smelled good and I’d never … Continue reading