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Or were you raised by wolves? © Jill Foer Hirsch and Universal Musings, 2012-2016. Yes, this material is copyrighted. That’s what © means. Aren’t you clever? This incredibly humorous and delightful material is my original work. And while I’m flattered that you want to copy some or all of the material, unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Jill Foer Hirsch and 'universalmusings' with appropriate and specific direction to the original content. Or else.
Author Archives: Jill Foer Hirsch
The Cutest Corporation
It’s gotta be good to be Apple. They’re the corporation everyone loves; the mascot of American ingenuity. Are we surprised that the same ingenuity that brought us the Mac and the iPhone would also uncover perfectly legal and totally awesome corporate … Continue reading
I Don’t Know How To Tell You…
But I have to say something. I have a guilty conscience. I have been blogging on another site behind your back. I know it’s wrong, but the temptation was just too much. I hope when you meet my paramour you’ll … Continue reading
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Sure They’re Cute At First…
When Dan and I bought our first home back in the dark ages, we were just like any other first time homeowners; broke. We were also really excited about our townhouse, which we thought was just perfect, and it was … Continue reading
Subscribe Now Before More Puppies Are Harmed
So I’ve been blogging since last August. If I’ve made even one person smile it’s all worth it. Nah, just kidding, there’s a better reason. I am trying to make a living as a writer, and I’ve done lots of … Continue reading
Ghost Of A Restaurant
I want to give my mom a special Mother’s Day shout out the best way I know how…by making fun of her. Trust me, she loves it. Once when Dan and I were visiting she recommended this amazing place for … Continue reading
My Zippered Frog
As I was looking down at my summer purse the other day I realized it had become sort of rag-tag. It is a straw purse and a frequent scratching post for the cats because they just can’t resist. Like it … Continue reading
Leftovers Or Plan Aheads?
It’s all in the eye of the beholder. Or be-reader. Another past favorite in my continuing effort to Blog Green. Recycle, reuse, repeat after me… Can You Hear Me Now? Posted on September 13, 2012 by Jill Foer Hirsch My favorite … Continue reading
Not So Constructive Criticism
I have been working furiously on final touches to my book. Today was the day I asked Dan to start reading it. He’s read older versions, but I’ve done a ton of revisions since then. I anxiously watch his face, … Continue reading
Choking And Smoking
In case you forgot, I watch a whole lot of TV. Typically I TiVo (yes, it’s a noun and a verb) shows and fast forward through commercials. TiVo is sort of a spiritual experience for me; I wouldn’t say I … Continue reading
Save Our Planet
I’ve been worried a lot lately about my carbon footprint. Specifically, I think I may be producing too many words, and possibly poisoning the ground water supply. It is well established that I never stop talking, and for the last … Continue reading