Take It Back Andy Cohen! Take It Back Right Now!

How many times have I pined for Andy Cohen? Dedicated, faithful fan. Proud owner of a genuine licensed Andy Cohen bobblehead.

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I’ve loved Andy and he never loved me back, but even so, I’ve loved with all my heart. And now…well, let’s just say the bloom is off the rose.

Andy Cohen declared De Poezenboot a jackhole. He called it gross and disgusting. Why Andy? Why? De Poezenboot is a cat shelter in Amsterdam. It happens to be on a houseboat because, hello, every street in Amsterdam is lined with a canal. Many locals live on house boats. House boots, I guess, I should say.

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Since 1966, De Poezenboot has served as a refuge for stray cats. Dan and I have visited many times and found the cats content and well cared for. Nearly all the cats were free to roam in safe areas. No cages. Lots of cat trees, toys, food, litter pans. It is run strictly by dedicated volunteers; there are no paid staff. No, it’s not perfect, but it’s home for many healthy kitties who would otherwise be euthanized.

There is a hole in my heart where Andy Cohen used to be. He could make it up to me though. He could donate a big, fat, “you’re not a jackhole” check to De Poezenboot. I want to love you again, Andy. For the sake of our relationship, please give till it hurts.

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10 Responses to Take It Back Andy Cohen! Take It Back Right Now!

  1. You do realize he has made millions off of horrible Bravo tv reality shows right? He doesn’t live in reality and probably has no clue about what this place does. Send him a few cats and maybe he will understand. Send him 20.

    • Jill Foer Hirsch says:

      I can’t indict him for the horrible reality TV shows because I watch them all! I love them! So, I’m the lowest common denominator he caters to. 🙂

  2. Ann Koplow says:

    My bf cannot abide Andy Cohen. AC doesn’t bother me; I can even see his charm. No matter what any of us think about Andy, though, good for you for standing up for cats and cat shelters, so directly and effectively. YOU are my hero.

  3. katecrimmins says:

    I’m still laughing at the name. Poezenboot! Do they wear D’Artanyan clothes with boots and sword? As for Cohen, I’ve never been a fan and now I know why.

    • Jill Foer Hirsch says:

      You would love the Poezenboot! No, no swords but lots of sweet kitties looking for a little love.

  4. mimijk says:

    Ah Jill, when our heroes fall, they fall hard. Though I’ve always respected your deep and profound love for this guy, I can’t say I get it. Now I definitely don’t get it. But for a cute smile and far too many shows which really seem like a kinda passive-aggressive thing about crazy women, now I hear he’s got shitty things to say about cats? Oh no Andy, you have fallen.

    • Jill Foer Hirsch says:

      I’m just trying to pull the shattered pieces of my life (and heart) back together and find the strength to go on. There has been one breakthrough. I did get him to take it back. Post coming soon.

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