Tag Archives: Television

Color Inside The Lines

We already know (well, I’ve told you before, so if you were listening you already know) that stupidity is enhanced by alcohol. One of the more idiotic things some people do when drunk is get a tattoo. It seemed like … Continue reading

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It’s A Big, Furry Deal

Well I’ll be damned. I’ve been so busy promoting my book, I neglected to score endorsement deals for my cats. The so-called “Grumpy Cat” (aren’t they all?) on the other hand, is set for catnip and chow for life. I don’t … Continue reading

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Call Now! Don’t Delay!

It doesn’t happen often, but on occasion, when I am in deep thought about all the important, life altering work I’m doing right now, I watch a little daytime television. If you want to know the state of our culture, … Continue reading

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Space Odyssey: In The Year 20Never

I think by now everyone knows about my predilection for reality TV.  Every once in a while, Dan gets to use the TV, and he watches that genre commonly known as Bad Science Fiction.  After careful observation, I’ve learned that … Continue reading

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Viola At Bat

Well, sooner or later someone had to write a blog about flies and fly swatters…it might as well be me.  But my blog can’t be about flies and fly swatters because someone I loved a lot used to called them fly … Continue reading

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If You Think The First Date Was Fun…

In my extensive summer schedule research, I’ve uncovered another train wreck of a reality show.  WeTV proudly presents Pregnant and Dating, check it out. Folks, this is why I don’t have to make stuff up to blog about.  I’ve seen some … Continue reading

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Nice Sheets. Why Are You Wearing Them?

I don’t know when it happened.  Had it always been like this and I just blocked it out?  Did it happen after she went to prison?  Did someone put trick mirrors in her house?  Martha Stewart has assaulted fashion so … Continue reading

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Continuing Education: What I Learned Over My Summer Vacation

I have been watching way too many real-life murder mysteries.  There is a series on TLC, Snapped, that focuses in particular on women accused of murder.  After seeing a number of episodes, it is clear that women murder for the … Continue reading

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An Old Bird Spreads Her Wings

Well, I did it.  I boldly stepped in to the scariest part of the 21st century thus far.  I tweeted.  I’m following, I’m being followed (well, by a few people) and I’m working on #whatsupwithhashtags.  It’s been an eventful afternoon. I’m … Continue reading

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The Sky Is Falling!

I hope that everyone here in the DC area is snug and safe.  Judging by an afternoon with the StormDesk 2013 Panic Alert, the apocalypse is upon us.  Huge swaths of Montgomery County might be leveled.  It is possible that … Continue reading

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