Tag Archives: Celebrity

I Love Andy Cohen, But He Doesn’t Love Me Back

In case any of you out there are thinking about writing a book, I can now tell you that even if you are an amazing writer with a sparkling wit, it’s a rough road. Now imagine how much harder it … Continue reading

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Heeeeere’s Tappy!

With all credit due to my friend (who can out herself if she wishes!), I feel compelled today to tell you the story of Tappy McSnapperson.  Apparently, my friend, let’s call her Laurie, was already in the 10th circle of hell. She … Continue reading

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25 Years Gets You Andy Cohen And Eggplant Pizza

Today Dan and I celebrated 25 years of uninterrupted, wedded bliss. Psych! I have no complaints, and if Dan knows what’s good for him, neither will he. I have opined on the keys to a successful marriage before, here and … Continue reading

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It’s A Big, Furry Deal

Well I’ll be damned. I’ve been so busy promoting my book, I neglected to score endorsement deals for my cats. The so-called “Grumpy Cat” (aren’t they all?) on the other hand, is set for catnip and chow for life. I don’t … Continue reading

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Wishing You An Adam Sandler Kind Of Day!

Wow, here it is again, September 11. As I explained last year, that horrible feeling you get from hearing “9/11” is for me tempered by the fact that it is my nephew Craig’s birthday. He is 23 today which makes … Continue reading

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Did I Mention I Wrote A Book?

This blog is going to be all about my book, When Good Boobs Turn Bad: A Mammoir. I could call it “marketing my personal brand” or “leveraging my platform,” but I’m going to boldly call it exactly what it is, … Continue reading

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Nice Sheets. Why Are You Wearing Them?

I don’t know when it happened.  Had it always been like this and I just blocked it out?  Did it happen after she went to prison?  Did someone put trick mirrors in her house?  Martha Stewart has assaulted fashion so … Continue reading

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I’m Ready For My Close-Up Annie

So the good news is I don’t have breast cancer!  The bad news is that it looked like it might have come back, so I had to have a biopsy last week and wait 6 endless days for the results.  … Continue reading

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Sneak Preview

Circus Cooking With Dan The Man.  That’s the name of the new show I’m going to pitch to the Food Network.  Or maybe Animal Planet.  As I noted recently, Dan can cook anything while under adult supervision.  Last weekend, as … Continue reading

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What’s Cookin’

Years and years ago Dan claimed he didn’t know how to cook.  I can hold my own but most of our meals ended up coming from Olive Garden (no, not proud of that) or out of a Kellogg’s box because … Continue reading

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